y0z yg j*qDK`c,enfakernew_girlcharactersWinston BishopCeceCoachJessica DayNick MillerSchmidtquotes\A no-nail oath? You thought I was gonna sleep with one of you, like I just couldn't help it?With your big, beautiful blue eyes and my Blair Underwood-like skin, we'd have the most beautiful baby the world has ever seen.Are you 'White Fanging' me?+You are a beautiful white man, Nick Miller.\Take these, and take care of them. I can get a tetanus shot, but I can't cure damaged suede.6Please take that off. You look like a homeless pencil.-Winston and Ferguson about to eat some pasta!Gave me cookie got you cookie!Can you believe the zoo wouldn't let me borrow their white tiger? I mean, the nerve! Philip Seymour Hoffman is going to be sitting at the back of the party thinking, 'Look at that guy. He couldn’t even get a big cat.'لDid you just say 'butt drinking?' You can’t say 'butt drinking' and not explain what it is. That's two of my four favorite things.CAre you cooking a frittata in a sauce pan? What is this – prison?DIf you had a jacket on with a bunch of yellow feathers, I'd be done.aI had figure skating lessons until I was 13, and then my mom sobered up and realized I was a boy.Damp towel, damp! It’s like a really big wet nap. I feel like I'm being licked by a golden retriever. Look at this bathroom. There should not be two girls in this bathroom. You're too humid.bI don't celebrate Christmas. Or, as I like to call it, 'White Anglo Saxon Winter Privilege Night'.ٌIt hurts. I feel like I've laid a million eggs and they're all hatching. I feel like I want to murder someone and I also want soft pretzels.نI don't know how it happened, man, but somehow I got on that woman's cycle of menstruation…and I got that menstruation inside of me.JI don't want some janky freshwater bitch fish, Winston. I want a lionfish.4I did laundry. I smell like a baby in a damn meadow.mOld people freak me out. With their hands and their legs. They’re like the people version of pleated pants.9I'm really fighting the urge to buy you a lobster dinner.QNick is delicate. Like a flower. Like a chubby, damaged flower who hates himself.EHow's the new apartment? Does it smell like new paint and compromise?]I was sabotaged by my baby box, which means I will never trust anything that comes out of it.XI'm gonna end up alone. I’m gonna be a single old lady, flashing people on the subway.DThis place is fancy and I don't know which fork to kill myself with.IIf you need me, I'll be in my room, listening to some mainstream hip-hop.