íy0ÁzÀ©˜çakyÑg’V[ ¿Ùk‘sà[õ,Â�¢en�¥faker�¥quote‡±famous_last_wordsÜ!­I don't know.«No comment.ªVan Halen!µIs it not meningitis?Ù0I love you too, honey. Good luck with your show.Ù#Am I dying, or is this my birthday?±I want your bunk!´I went the distance.Ù.Goodnight, my darlings, I'll see you tomorrow.®I am confound.Ù/That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted.Ù(All my possessions for a moment of time.Ù;Hurrah for anarchy! This is the happiest moment of my life.­It's stopped.Ù4You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant.Ù2Yes, it's tough, but not as tough as doing comedy.Ù#That's good. Go on, read some more.«I love you.°One! Two! Three!Ù Do you want me to come with you?·Does nobody understand?»I wish I could go with you.Ù8I'll be in Hell before you start breakfast! Let her rip!µTape Seinfeld for me.°Strike the tent.Ù!I don't think they even heard me.ÙDI regret that I should leave this world without again beholding him.Ù,Well, this is certainly a pleasant surprise.®Okay, I won't.²I want to go home.¦Happy.³I forgot something.Ù=My vocabulary did this to me. Your love will let you go on…¤matzÜÙ\I believe consistency and orthogonality are tools of design, not the primary goal in design.Ù¶From the viewpoint of what you can do, therefore, languages do differ - but the differences are limited. For example, Python and Ruby provide almost the same power to the programmer.ÙDThe orthogonal features, when combined, can explode into complexity.Ú I didn't work hard to make Ruby perfect for everyone, because you feel differently from me. No language can be perfect for everyone. I tried to make Ruby perfect for me, but maybe it's not perfect for you. The perfect language for Guido van Rossum is probably Python.ÚBecause of the Turing completeness theory, everything one Turing-complete language can do can theoretically be done by another Turing-complete language, but at a different cost. You can do everything in assembler, but no one wants to program in assembler anymore.ÙåRuby inherited the Perl philosophy of having more than one way to do the same thing. I inherited that philosophy from Larry Wall, who is my hero actually. I want to make Ruby users free. I want to give them the freedom to choose.Ù§You want to enjoy life, don't you? If you get your job done quickly and your job is fun, that's good isn't it? That's the purpose of life, partly. Your life is better.ÙÅPeople are different. People choose different criteria. But if there is a better way among many alternatives, I want to encourage that way by making it comfortable. So that's what I've tried to do.ÙíIn our daily lives as programmers, we process text strings a lot. 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The other is by looking at how we feel using that language-how we feel while programming.ÙðI believe that the purpose of life is, at least in part, to be happy. Based on this belief, Ruby is designed to make programming not only easy but also fun. It allows you to concentrate on the creative side of programming, with less stress.ÚÀMost programs are not write-once. They are reworked and rewritten again and again in their lived. Bugs must be debugged. Changing requirements and the need for increased functionality mean the program itself may be modified on an ongoing basis. During this process, human beings must be able to read and understand the original code. It is therefore more important by far for humans to be able to understand the program than it is for the computer.Ù I hope to see Ruby help every programmer in the world to be productive, and to enjoy programming, and to be happy. That is the primary purpose of Ruby language.ÙŒMan is driven to create; I know I really love to create things. And while I'm not good at painting, drawing, or music, I can write software.Ù�It is not the responsibility of the language to force good looking code, but the language should make good looking code possible.Ù7Plant a memory, plant a tree, do it today for tomorrow.ÚImagine you are writing an email. You are in front of the computer. You are operating the computer, clicking a mouse and typing on a keyboard, but the message will be sent to a human over the internet. So you are working before the computer, but with a human behind the computer.ÙÄOften people, especially computer engineers, focus on the machines. But in fact we need to focus on humans, on how humans care about doing programming or operating the application of the machines.ÚvEveryone has an individual background. 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you need.Ù6Adventure. Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things.Ù4At an end your rule is, and not short enough it was!Ù(Around the survivors a perimeter create.ÙbSoon will I rest, yes, forever sleep. Earned it I have. Twilight is upon me, soon night must fall.Ù&Not if anything to say about it I haveÙcThrough the Force, things you will see. Other places. The future - the past. Old friends long gone.¾Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!ÙAThe dark side clouds everything. Impossible to see the future is.Ú‹Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship.Ù'Younglings, younglings gather ’round.Ù/Luminous beings are we - not this crude matter.ÙJClear your mind must be, if you are to find the villains behind this plot.ÙCAlways two there are, no more, no less. A master and an apprentice.¿Do. Or do not. There is no try.ÙLMuch to learn you still have my old padawan. ... This is just the beginning!Ù)Good relations with the Wookiees, I have.Ú¾Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away - to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless.Ù(Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is.Ù%Always pass on what you have learned.Ù^Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will.Ù Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is!Ú=Yes, a Jedi’s strength flows from the Force. But beware of the dark side. Anger, fear, aggression; the dark side of the Force are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi-Wan’s apprentice.ÙrDo not assume anything Obi-Wan. Clear your mind must be if you are to discover the real villains behind this plot.Ù½Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. Mourn them do not. Miss them do not. Attachment leads to jealously. The shadow of greed, that is.Ú?Like fire across the galaxy the Clone Wars spread. In league with the wicked Count Dooku, more and more planets slip. Against this threat, upon the Jedi Knights falls the duty to lead the newly formed army of the Republic. And as the heat of war grows, so, to, grows the prowess of one most gifted student of the Force.Ù