y0zakygV[ ks[,enfakerquotefamous_last_words!I don't know.No comment.Van Halen!Is it not meningitis?0I love you too, honey. Good luck with your show.#Am I dying, or is this my birthday?I want your bunk!I went the distance..Goodnight, my darlings, I'll see you tomorrow.I am confound./That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted.(All my possessions for a moment of time.;Hurrah for anarchy! This is the happiest moment of my life.It's stopped.4You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant.2Yes, it's tough, but not as tough as doing comedy.#That's good. Go on, read some more.I love you.One! Two! Three! Do you want me to come with you?Does nobody understand?I wish I could go with you.8I'll be in Hell before you start breakfast! Let her rip!Tape Seinfeld for me.Strike the tent.!I don't think they even heard me.DI regret that I should leave this world without again beholding him.,Well, this is certainly a pleasant surprise.Okay, I won't.I want to go home.Happy.I forgot something.=My vocabulary did this to me. Your love will let you go on…matz\I believe consistency and orthogonality are tools of design, not the primary goal in design.ٶFrom the viewpoint of what you can do, therefore, languages do differ - but the differences are limited. For example, Python and Ruby provide almost the same power to the programmer.DThe orthogonal features, when combined, can explode into complexity. I didn't work hard to make Ruby perfect for everyone, because you feel differently from me. No language can be perfect for everyone. I tried to make Ruby perfect for me, but maybe it's not perfect for you. The perfect language for Guido van Rossum is probably Python.Because of the Turing completeness theory, everything one Turing-complete language can do can theoretically be done by another Turing-complete language, but at a different cost. You can do everything in assembler, but no one wants to program in assembler anymore.Ruby inherited the Perl philosophy of having more than one way to do the same thing. I inherited that philosophy from Larry Wall, who is my hero actually. I want to make Ruby users free. I want to give them the freedom to choose.٧You want to enjoy life, don't you? If you get your job done quickly and your job is fun, that's good isn't it? That's the purpose of life, partly. Your life is better.People are different. People choose different criteria. But if there is a better way among many alternatives, I want to encourage that way by making it comfortable. So that's what I've tried to do.In our daily lives as programmers, we process text strings a lot. So I tried to work hard on text processing, namely the string class and regular expressions. Regular expressions are built into the language and are very tuned up for use.ٲMost of the tasks we do are for humans. For example, a tax calculation is counting numbers so the government can pull money out from my wallet, but government consists of humans.Actually, I didn't make the claim that Ruby follows the principle of least surprise. Someone felt the design of Ruby follows that philosophy, so they started saying that. I didn't bring that up, actually.=Smart people underestimate the ordinarity of ordinary people.Language designers want to design the perfect language. They want to be able to say, 'My language is perfect. It can do everything.' But it's just plain impossible to design a perfect language, because there are two ways to look at a language. One way is by looking at what can be done with that language. The other is by looking at how we feel using that language-how we feel while programming.I believe that the purpose of life is, at least in part, to be happy. Based on this belief, Ruby is designed to make programming not only easy but also fun. It allows you to concentrate on the creative side of programming, with less stress.Most programs are not write-once. They are reworked and rewritten again and again in their lived. Bugs must be debugged. Changing requirements and the need for increased functionality mean the program itself may be modified on an ongoing basis. During this process, human beings must be able to read and understand the original code. It is therefore more important by far for humans to be able to understand the program than it is for the computer.٠I hope to see Ruby help every programmer in the world to be productive, and to enjoy programming, and to be happy. That is the primary purpose of Ruby language.ٌMan is driven to create; I know I really love to create things. And while I'm not good at painting, drawing, or music, I can write software.فIt is not the responsibility of the language to force good looking code, but the language should make good looking code possible.7Plant a memory, plant a tree, do it today for tomorrow.Imagine you are writing an email. You are in front of the computer. You are operating the computer, clicking a mouse and typing on a keyboard, but the message will be sent to a human over the internet. So you are working before the computer, but with a human behind the computer.Often people, especially computer engineers, focus on the machines. But in fact we need to focus on humans, on how humans care about doing programming or operating the application of the machines.vEveryone has an individual background. Someone may come from Python, someone else may come from Perl, and they may be surprised by different aspects of the language. Then they come up to me and say, 'I was surprised by this feature of the language, so therefore Ruby violates the principle of least surprise.' Wait. Wait. The principle of least surprise is not for you only.Sometimes people jot down pseudo-code on paper. If that pseudo-code runs directly on their computers, its best, isn't it? Ruby tries to be like that, like pseudo-code that runs. Python people say that too.!most_interesting_man_in_the_worldc6His only regret is not knowing what regret feels like. When in Rome, they do as HE doesGHe is considered a national treasure in countries he’s never visited.2He has won the lifetime achievement award… twice$He can kill two stones with one bird>When a tree falls in a forest and no one is there, he hears it1His lovemaking has been detected by a seismograph7He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feelsBHe is fluent in all languages, including three that he only speaks@If opportunity knocks, and he’s not at home, opportunity waits3Mosquitoes refuse to bite him purely out of respect.He has taught old dogs a variety of new tricks*In museums, he is allowed to touch the art3His business card simply says ‘I’ll Call You”CIf he was to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume.0Freemasons strive to learn HIS secret handshake.HHe played a game of Russian Roulette with a fully loaded magnum, and won4He is the life of parties that he has never attendedJHe once won the Tour-de-France, but was disqualified for riding a unicycle,His organ donation card also lists his beard#He is left-handed. And right-handed#Sharks have a week dedicated to him Presidents take his birthday offTime waits on no one, but him9He never wears a watch because time is always on his side#He taught Chuck Norris martial arts.When he holds a lady’s purse, he looks manly5He once won a staring contest with his own reflection0When he meets the Pope, the Pope kisses his ringFHis beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body"Superman has pijamas with his logoZIf he were to punch you in the face you would have to fight off a strong urge to thank him(He once went to the psychic, to warn her/His feet don’t get blisters, but his shoes do>When he drives a car off the lot, its price increases in valueEOn every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.UOnce a rattlesnake bit him, after 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake finally died#His passport requires no photograph!He gave his father “the talk”!He can speak Russian… in FrenchHis signature won a Pulitzer>Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut@He once got pulled over for speeding, and the cop got the ticketThe dark is afraid of himDIf he were to visit the dark side of the moon, it wouldn’t be dark>He once brought a knife to a gunfight… just to even the oddsHe bowls overhand-A bird in his hand is worth three in the bush8He once started a fire using only dental floss and waterRoses stop to smell him$Bigfoot tries to get pictures of him*He once turned a vampire into a vegetarian2Batman watches Saturday morning cartoons about him6When he was young he once sent his parents to his roomHis blood smells like cologne*When he goes to Spain, he chases the bulls8His shadow has been on the ‘best dressed’ list twice4Two countries went to war to dispute HIS nationality His pillow is cool on BOTH sides.The Nobel Academy was awarded a prize from HIM+His mother has a tattoo that says “Son”His shirts never wrinkle=Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple coresQHis garden maze is responsible for more missing persons than the bermuda triangle8He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholdersHHis cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for himEThe police often question him, just because they find him interesting%He has never walked into a spider web1The star on his Christmas tree is tracked by NASA"He’s never lost a game of chanceKHe once caught the Loch Ness Monster….with a cane pole, but threw it back-His wallet is woven out of chupacabra leather9Cars look both ways for him, before driving down a street.His 5 de Mayo party starts on the 8th of March1His tears can cure cancer, too bad he never criesaHis friends call him by his name, his enemies don’t call him anything because they are all deadDNo less than 25 Mexican folk songs have been written about his beard7He once taught a german shepherd how to bark in Spanish!The Holy Grail is looking for him#Werewolves are jealous of his beard6Once he ran a marathon because it was “on the way”پHe was on a recent archaeological dig and came across prehistoric foot prints that lead out of Africa into all parts of the world. 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Barbala couldn't fly his way out of a wet paper bagSo I was walking OscarHow 'bout them Cowboys Always the last one to the partyStandbyNo one tells me shitMy boss gonna fire meThat damn Bill StullLike a red-headed stepchildY'all never listen to meIt's around here somewhere/Reminds me of my old girlfriend Olga GoodntightLet me tell yaI got that scurvy Got depression, Smith and WessenI'm washing my hands of itYupContact the towerThat damn diabetesThat's messed upI want my damn cart backyoda%2Use your feelings, Obi-Wan, and find him you will.%Already know you that which you need.6Adventure. Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things.4At an end your rule is, and not short enough it was!(Around the survivors a perimeter create.bSoon will I rest, yes, forever sleep. Earned it I have. Twilight is upon me, soon night must fall.&Not if anything to say about it I havecThrough the Force, things you will see. Other places. The future - the past. Old friends long gone.Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!AThe dark side clouds everything. Impossible to see the future is.Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship.'Younglings, younglings gather ’round./Luminous beings are we - not this crude matter.JClear your mind must be, if you are to find the villains behind this plot.CAlways two there are, no more, no less. A master and an apprentice.Do. Or do not. There is no try.LMuch to learn you still have my old padawan. ... This is just the beginning!)Good relations with the Wookiees, I have.Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away - to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless.(Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is.%Always pass on what you have learned.^Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is!=Yes, a Jedi’s strength flows from the Force. But beware of the dark side. Anger, fear, aggression; the dark side of the Force are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi-Wan’s apprentice.rDo not assume anything Obi-Wan. Clear your mind must be if you are to discover the real villains behind this plot.ٽDeath is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. Mourn them do not. Miss them do not. Attachment leads to jealously. The shadow of greed, that is.?Like fire across the galaxy the Clone Wars spread. In league with the wicked Count Dooku, more and more planets slip. Against this threat, upon the Jedi Knights falls the duty to lead the newly formed army of the Republic. And as the heat of war grows, so, to, grows the prowess of one most gifted student of the Force.